Dr. Nuutz,

I am sorry to learn that Mary had not fully adjusted before now. I was a bit on the edge because I believed you were at home with Mary as stated in your mails in the recent past and I tried calling again to see if I could talk to you but couldn't.

Anyway, I understand how hard it is for you with Mary's situation and I want you to know that you have all my support all the time.

Since you did not say a word about the registration papers of your centre, tt simply implies that you did not receive the 2-page fax I sent you showing that your center's regsistration has been concluded and we are waiting for the approval of the funds before the political face off here. For your perusal, I will resend the faxes but you have to tell me a functional and secure fax number to send the documents to first. I still have the copies I got from my contacts/agents based on request and as soon as you communicate the fax number I will send it to, I will fax to you without delay.

I am not too surprised at the funny faxes you received. This is because I have told you in the past that I had earlier contracted this funds transfer to some financial consultants with headquaters in the UK but I had to get them of the deal because they were simply up to some mischief and I just could not allow them scuttle my dreams now our dream. I could not under estimate what they could pull up from their sleeves because they appeared and sounded crafty thus, I severed all relationships and dealings with them and decided to execute the transfer deal myself which is why we are together today. I also told you that this unscrupulous and disgruntled elements might want to establish contact with you either by fax, by phone or even by e-mail. I told you all these so that you would be aware of things that had happened in the past and so that you should NOT go into communication with anybody unless I approve of it. This people are mischievous people and they could do anything and at anytime but, they will definitely fail. I knew and still know that I owe you the obligation to protect you securedly just like I would protect myself or anything that is mine. My friend, I feel it could be the financial consultants and I strongly advice you NOT to go into any communication whatsoever with any of them. To start with, there is even no body as the "Presidential Reconciliation Committee". How can someone say you are dead when you and I know that you are not?? It is just crazy. I just wished we have a stronger communication than this e-mail, all these will not come into existence at all. You see, we really need to be talking on the phone. We need to my friend.

The funds we want to transfer together into your offshore account in the Cayman Islands is US$38.6m and it remains so because that is the sum of money we want to transfer. How can somebody now be telling you of a New York bank?? This is all a funny hoax!!!

I want you to know and be rest assured that NOBODY can hold out on us neither can anybody "screw us out of our money". It is just impossible. Not with my connections, not with my status, it is just impossible. They are only impostors and they cannot get far before they are caught and brought to book. In fact, I want you to send me the copies of the faxes either by fax or e-mail so that I can take up the matter from here and get those disgruntled elements brought to book.

On a happier note, I thank you for making me a millionaire already. The investments you have made is indeed a well calculated one. It is giant stride, a giant step in the very best direction. I know for sure that we are going to have a swell time with the monies we are going to make from both sides of the atlantic.

Dr. Nuutz, I want you to advise me on the best time I can get to talk with you on the phone when I call. GMT timing is preferable. This is so that I can try again to speak with you and because it is rather funny that you did not say anything about any message from me on your cell phone. Please confirm and respond ASAP.

I want you to keep trying at calling me and please I beg you not to be discouraged as a friend trying to call me.

I will await your phone call at anytime this week and with your fax number and all the funny faxes.

I wish you and your entire family the best all the time.

Best regards,

Tobi Williams

Tel: 234-1-7757930
Fax: 234-1-7594304

At this point I'm pissed because Frontpage took a shit on me. I lost an email that I sent to Tobi telling him Mary and I are back in the hospital. Nothing major in the correspondence, but it just pisses me off cause it kills the flow. I have a couple of days to come up with some more good stuff cause I have a business trip that will allow me a little time to think about where I can steer this. He doesn't give up though, he wants us to talk on the phone and he's being persistent about it.

Oooohhh, Now we're gonna get into some severe religious overtones:

Dear Dr. Nuutz,

I am sorry to learn that you are back at the hospital. Mary's case must be really telling you by now just like you mentioned that it has gotten you weary. My friend, I want you to know that whatever happens, everything has already been settled!! Mary is well in Jesus Name. Amen. The Lord God Almighty will rebuke the devourer for your sake and everything the devil tries WILL fail in Jesus name. Amen. Mary is in God's hand and all is well with her because God's wish above every other thing for Mary is for her to prosper and stay in health just like her soul prospereth. Hence, she is well, God has made her wants, yours and the entire family his care.

Do not be bothered though it is only natural for us humans to be bothered by such occcurences like this.

My brother, I no want make you dey worry yourself. OK!!

As regards the faxes I will resend to you, I want you to let me know when you will be home, then only will I send the fax. I mean when you get back home from the hospital, call me and then I will resend them to you. If need be, let me know the fax number to send to.

The investments in Fromunda sack and Vagitek has been a success just as you are a success my friend. I wish you all the best and all the time too. That merger must have shook grounds seriously. I know that there is an inevitable good and pleasant ending to all our endeavours on both sides of the Atlantic and we are going to have a nice time together. But before then, we have to finish up this transaction and have the US$38.6m wired into your offshore account in the Cayman Islands. Dr. Nuutz, we need a vibrant and efficient communication system between us to accomplish this task. If you agree with me, this transcation with such volume of cash requires all the best of resources necessary for its success to be adequately put in place so that all will easily sail through.

Dr. Nuutz, I want you to call me and be more persistent in doing so. You just have to call me because I have tried several times to call you but your phone is always on the ansering machine mode. In fact, you have never even mentioned receiving any messages from me before. That is rather funny you know. Anyway, I will wait for you to call me and notify as soon as you get back home and then I will resend the faxes. You are also to confirm receipt of the faxes by calling me.

Dr. Nuutz, you have to do this for me because I think I am still your friend and your brother.

Best regards,

Tobi Williams
Tel: 234-1-7757930
Fax: 234-1-7594304

Dear Dr. Nuutz,

I am so glad to know that you back at home now with Mary. I can imagine the room turned into a care centre! It is going to look like a mini clinic!! I am really glad that she has been certified fit to go home. That should be a bit helpful to get her acclamatized to her home again.

I know of September 11th very well because the tragic event was all over the news around the world and its still is.

I am sorry to say that I am checking my mail far away from the Export facility and I will be available to receive your call on Friday 13th September, 2002. I wish I could just be in Lagos now. Anyway, I will be waiting for your call on Friday 13th September 2002.

Extend my regards to your wife. I wish you Americans the fortitude to bear and get over the September 11th tragedy.

Warmest regards,

Tobi Williams

Tel: 234-1-7757930
Fax: 234-1-7594304

Dear Dr. Nuutz,

My friend, Good morning to you! How is the weather down there? How is Mary doing now in the care centre at home! I am back and fully available now. I came back yesterday and in fact, I called you to notify you that I am back and just as usual, mobile phone was on answering machine. In the process of leaving a message, I think the line disconnected.

I want you to call me as soon as you get this message because from all indications, I have been unsuccessful in my attempts to speak with you. So, I think you should help us out here and call me on Tel: 234-1-7757930 today friday 13th September 2002.

I will be waiting for your call all the time.

Thank you very much for your anticipated call & cooperation.

With warm regards,

Tobi Williams

Tel: 234-1-7757930
Fax: 234-1-7594304

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Dear Dr. Nuutz,

My friend, how are you today? How is Mary doing at home? I know she is well taken care of. I was wandering why you have not replied my last mails. Is everything alright? What is the position of things right now because I am worried again over your silence. Please endeavour to get back to me immediately. I want you to call me immediately on Tel: 234-1-7757930 when you get this mail. Did you receive the two-page fax I sent to you? I want to know now that you are at home and no longer at the hospital.

In Anxious anticipation of your call.

Best regards,

Tobi Williams
Tel: 234-1-7757930
Fax: 234-2-7594304

Dear Dr. Nuutz,

How are you and how is Mary now? I was worried that you would have called me or written mails to me because I was away engrossed in preparations for our independence anniversary but to my surprise, you have not called neither have you written me any e-mail. The last time you communicated with me was on the 23rd of Sept, 2002. What is wrong this time around? I am waiting for your immediate response.

Best regards,

Tobi Williams

Tel: 234-1-7757930

Fax: 234-1-7594304

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Dr. Nuutz,

It's trully been a long time since I got any correspondence from you. The last time you wrote me was Mon, 23 Sep 2002. Now, since then, I have not heard from you. Where are you and what is happening? Do us a favour by responding to this e-mail immediately.

Tobi Williams

Tel: 234-1-7757930

Fax: 234-1-7594304

Death of Mary

My Friend,

Things have not been well. Mary took a turn for the worst and I am sad to say, she has finally passed. The doctor said it was a case of extended Coitus Interuptous(???) Please say a prayer for my Mary. She had gone on suffering for far too long and the good Lord felt it was time for her to go. I am in the midst of making her final preparations. I apologize for my lack of communication as I have not left her side until her final passing, just last evening. Her services will be over the weekend and we're gonna keep her on ice with the beer. She would've wanted it that way. I'll keep you informed.

God Bless
Nuutz

Ok, folks. I must admit I got extremely burn out and lazy over the last couple of months. I figured these jabrones would have given up on me by now. But god bless Tobi and his genuine concern---there's a lot that we have missed out on because of my lack of time and everything else. But nothing like your web hosting guy calling you and saying "what the hell are you doing to generate the traffic?!?!?!" I answered I didn't know what the hell he was talking about and that I had been dormant -- Well it turns out --- 8700 hits were generated in the first 4 days of March and that was enough for me to venture back to the fridge, get a few beers, and continue the saga of Tobi -- even as I lay basking in the radiated glow of American Idol and other mindnumbing reality TV shows, I never forgot about my friend Tobi and eventually came to the conclusion that he has not gotten the full throttling of the good Dr Nuutz.

Being I have lost plenty of pleadings, from Tobi, in regards to my well being.......I am well prepared to drink as much as possible to get the job done. This is my commitment to you and my dear friend Tobi.

My brother,

I do not know where to begin. After Mary's death, I spiraled downward to the darkest recesses of the mind. Booze, young boys, and cow tipping encompassed my world----I felt like an Ohio Catholic priest. I became very depressed and wanted nothing to do with life and I thought that God had abandonned me.

The months following Mary's death were indeed my darkest hour......and I must admit, I missed the gentle embrace of your correspondence, however my mind was too clouded to reach out to you. It took me time to garner the courage to face the world again, with the help of many psychotrophics and beta-blockers -- so after my release, I was compelled to write you immediately. They would not let me have a computer at the asylum -- plus it would have been hard to type in a straight jacket.

I did meet some friends at the institution, but it wasn't the same as my bond with you ,my friend. Taber, Billy Bibbit, RP McMurphy, and Chief, who was a deaf and dumb Indian as big as a god-damn tree trunk. They were just a few of my aquaintences who helped whittle the time away. I am attaching a picture of my friend RP McMurphy -- he truly turned my eyes back to God; and my release picture -- please forgive the weight gain, I hope you recognize me.

I hope all is well with you my Broda and to your family and church. I felt your prayers. I hope I did not cause you much concern. If you have any correspondance that you could send me, that I have missed -- I would greatly appreciate it -- I have missed your kind words and would like to read them -- my doctor said reestablishing a connection with you would do me good.

God bless you Broda
Nuutz

Go fuckin figure......I finally get off my ass and write Tobi and the fucker's mailbox is full. I cannot even sneak in a one liner telling him to clean out his damn box -- I'll keep trying as I now need closure.

Finally I've been able to get a couple of emails through to Tobi's email -- His account was jammed and I had to send a bunch of blank emails (that bounced back) through telling him to clean his shit up. I sent the one above as soon as I saw that I got one through......and, nothing. He has either decided to be a Greeter at the local K(ongo)-Mart or got a job selling flowers at an intersection somewhere.

I am on a quest now....Tobi will be revived.....or I will run out of beer, but dammit, we will have correspondence

Brother;

Please answer me my friend. I am sorry I have created you stress. Please do no make me carry the guilt of your silence on top of the guilt of my Mary's death. I could not reach out to you but I prayed for you everyday and I prayed for the day that I could reach out to my dear brother in Nigeria.

I am glad I can at least get a message through to you. I was so worried you had shunned me for another and I pray that if you are reading this that you will reach back out to me.

Please respond to me asap.

Love Nuutz

Updated 3/18/2003

Tobi,

Please write me asap. I worry for you. Please let me know how you are. Your mailbox was full for so long and you don't answer my emails anymore.

Love Nuutz

Well, well now....Been trying since March 2nd to get ahold of Tobi to no avail. But, cooler heads prevail. In my efforts to bring a conclusion to the story of Tobi, I had tried everything to talk to the brother until...........I decided to do a google on Tobi and have found him on five other sites, using the same name, same phone number, and THREE different email addys. Seems like ole Tobi has a bunch of cash to give away. So I'm gonna hit all three addys with this email and see if I can raise a response out of him. He was too much fun to let fade away but alas, he may have expired himself.

Well, it's almost a month now and I have had no response from my Broda Tobi.

Tobi,

Please write me friend as I am falling apart not speaking with you. I need your honesty and compassion now moer than ever. I am praying to God that you are well.

God Bless you my Paddy

Nuutz

April 28th

Tobi

I am so upset that you have not called me me my friend. Please reach out to me.

God Bless you

Nuutz

May 28th

Tobi---my Broda

Why has my friend not contacted me? I am fearing for your health as you looked already near death from your picture. I am praying for you my friend and I will not give up on our friendship.

Love Nuutz

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The Importance of Self-Care: How to Prioritize Your Needs

Death of Mary

Updated 3/18/2003

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