I will not let Fattie ignore me!!
Ok I admit it. I fucked up. I came up with this whole Thurston Howell the 3rd thing (profile, email, a little research on Gilligan and friends) and I could not remember how the hell I signed into Yahoo. It pissed me off. They wanted every freakin thing in the world to retrieve my password. So after providing my birth date, password, username, and loan number for my mortgage ---- I still could not get in! So, I said 'fuck it' and started using a character I had in development.
I followed my heart and decided I needed to have a person obsessed with the Shadow Government-Alien-Bilderberg conspiracy type of guys. Thus we have Art Bell. No offense to Art, I just needed a name with stateside recognition for our little compendium of craziness. *Art passed in 2018 at 72 yo. Rest in Peace brother!
So here's the next chapter in Fattie's life (or at least another 2 months wasted):
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From: "MR ROTIMI WILLIAMS" ftrwilliams@lawyer.com"
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Date: Fri, 21 Jun 2002 06:21:19 +0100
Subject: Reguest For Assistan...
SIR,
I WISH TO COMMENCE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS WITH YOU INVOLVING THE TRANSFER OF US$121.3 MILLION (ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S. DOLLARS) CASH FOR YOUR SAFEKEEPING PENDING ON MY ARRIVAL TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT/ INVESTMENT. I AM FATAI WILLIAMS ESQ., ATTORNEY TO LATE BOLA IGE, (MINISTER OF JUSTICE AND ATTORNEY GENERAL OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA) WHO WAS ASSASSINATED ON SUNDAY 23RD OF DECEMBER 2001. MY CLIENT CONFIDENTIALLY DEPOSITED THE CASH WITH GLOBAL DIPLOMATIC COURIER/SECURITY SERVICES ABROAD AS PHOTOGRAPHIC MATERIAL BEFORE HIS SUDDEN DEATH, ALL RELEVANT INFORMATION OF THE DEPOSIT IS WITH ME, THIS FUND HE MADE WHILE SERVING AS A MINISTER FOR POWER, MINES AND STEEL. I AM THEREFORE SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE TO FURNISH ME IMMEDIATELY YOUR PARTICULARS (FULL NAME, SAFEST TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS, COMPANY NAME &ADDRESS) TO ENABLE ME PREPARE A POWER OF ATTORNEY IN YOUR FAVOUR TO CLAIM THE FUND AND SUBSEQUENTLY TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR OUR (YOU AND ME) FUTURE MUTUAL AND FINANCIAL BENEFITS. YOU ARE ENTITLED TO 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION AND 70% WILL BE KEPT FOR OUR INVESTMENTS THEREAFTER. MAINTAIN NON-DISCLOSURE OF FACTS TO THIRD PARTY AND DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME FOR FURTHER DETAILS ON RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL.
BEST REGARDS,
FATAI WILLIAMS ESQ.
TEL: 234-80-33201629, 234-1-7743571, FAX: 234-1-7596244.
FURTHER EMAILS: rotimi39@lawyer.com
From: Art Bell
To: frtwilliams@lawyer.com
Date: Wed Sep 18 00:58:37 2002
Subject: re: Opportunity
Dear Sir,
I want to thank you for your generous offer. You’ll have to excuse my paranoia…but is this for real? I have been locked away for a few years in my humble abode. I’m afraid it is much too dangerous for me to leave my residence. So I have managed to adapt to my style of living and only deal with people whom I trust implicitly. Before I went into seclusion I managed to save enough money to last me the rest of my life for I knew the day would come when they would start looking for me.
I am highly interested in this transaction and have time, to devote, to insure our success. I can furnish you with off shore bank accounts, ghost companies, and whatever covert means of transfer you may desire. My email address is secure and no one can crack my security measures. They came close once…in their black helicopters and black SUV’s but I knew hours ahead of time and had rigged my last apartment to implode upon breach.
I live alone with my dog Muffy, therefore I have the means to travel at a moments notice, if you need me to. I have five different and legitimate forms of identification that I have used previously that will safely insure my arrival. I have much more to offer that may or may not be needed as time and circumstance may necessitate.
I agree that the transaction must be kept in the highest of confidentiality. Never trust a Mason or anywhere that you see Novus Ordo Seclorum. Evil is at play there. I believe we should begin all of our communications with a phrase known only to us…..as we get deeper into the transaction. Trust NoOne!!!!!!!!
I look forward to hearing from you soon with God’s speed.
Art Bell
Fattie's Back!
AAAAhhhhhhh here we are again!!! Fattie's finally back. After sending numerous emails to him from a host of different services, he responded. For over a week, I was emailing him from www.212.com and my account kept getting shut down. With a name like ArtBell@outerlimits.net , well you can guess that there were alot of the conspiracy theories going through my mind. Well, turns out they have a pretty decent spam filter going on and anything I sent out regarding Nigeria was getting flagged at the server. And here I am thinking I've just been flagged by the Shadow government as a subversive, ya know, put in the main computer at Mount Weather. So, we have a few ideas, I've got a map and I just hope I can gain Fattie's confidence like before. So off to the video store to rent Spaceballs and brush up. May the Schwartz be with you!!!!!
DEAR BELL,
I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE, COULD YOU PLEASE FORWARD ME IMMEDIATELY YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS TO ENABLE ME CONTACT YOU FOR MORE DETAILS,
REGARDS,
FATAI WILLIAMS ESQ.
PH:234-1-4822188,7743571.
Mr Williams,
My apologies sir. If you would send me any previous correspondences, I would appreciate it. It appears the ISPs I had signed up for have gone out of business and any previous message I may have received are lost. Thank you for your consideration and send my regards to the Ige family. It is a terrible tragedy.
Best Regards,
Art Bell
SIR,
I WISH TO COMMENCE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS WITH YOU INVOLVING THE TRANSFER OF US$121.3 MILLION (ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S. DOLLARS) CASH FOR YOUR SAFEKEEPING PENDING ON MY ARRIVAL TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT/ INVESTMENT. I AM FATAI WILLIAMS ESQ., ATTORNEY TO LATE BOLA IGE, (MINISTER OF JUSTICE AND ATTORNEY GENERAL OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA) WHO WAS ASSASSINATED ON SUNDAY 23RD OF DECEMBER 2001. MY CLIENT CONFIDENTIALLY DEPOSITED THE CASH WITH GLOBAL DIPLOMATIC COURIER/SECURITY SERVICES ABROAD AS PHOTOGRAPHIC MATERIAL BEFORE HIS SUDDEN DEATH, ALL RELEVANT INFORMATION OF THE DEPOSIT IS WITH ME, THIS FUND HE MADE WHILE SERVING AS A MINISTER FOR POWER, MINES AND STEEL. I AM THEREFORE SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE TO FURNISH ME IMMEDIATELY YOUR PARTICULARS (FULL NAME, SAFEST TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS, COMPANY NAME &ADDRESS) TO ENABLE ME PREPARE A POWER OF ATTORNEY IN YOUR FAVOUR TO CLAIM THE FUND AND SUBSEQUENTLY TRANSFER THE FUND TO YO! UR ACCOUNT FOR OUR (YOU AND THE FAMILY) FUTURE MUTUAL AND FINANCIAL BENEFITS. YOU ARE ENTITLED TO 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION AND 70% WILL BE KEPT FOR OUR INVESTMENTS THEREAFTER. MAINTAIN NON-DISCLOSURE OF FACTS TO THIRD PARTY AND DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME FOR FURTHER DETAILS ON RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL.
BEST REGARDS,
FATAI WILLIAMS ESQ.
TEL: 234-80-33201629, 234-1-7743571,4822188 FAX: 234-1-7596244.
If you've paying attention up to this point, you'll notice that Fattie has used the same email that he sent to Dr Nuutz. I can just see these guys over there, with like 10 computers, in a house, fax machines, cell phones, the whole nine yards
Dear Mr Williams,
I must say I am flattered at such an extraordinary offer. Just seeing it in print again gets me very excited. Are you sure that confidentiality is certain. I do not trust a lot of things in this terrible world, but sometimes and opportunity comes by where you have to take a chance.
But I must say, time are turbulent and the and secrecy is most important. I live in a town called Druidia ... It took me years to assimilate into their culture here and to forget about me, because I don't look Druish. I am afraid the telephones and fax lines here are not very secure. It is an older town and I leave once a month to go to the city to seek out anonymous lines to do my business. An evil plot has been uncovered here in the states called Dark Helmut. Because of all the terrorist activity here, the President has authorized wire taps and surveillance of anyone suspected of suspicious activity. I have my email routed through anonymous servers 7 times to make sure it does not come back to me.
We can continue on email and pass information back and forth......but before we do. Are you sure your lines and emails are secure??? When the time is right, and the guard is down, I will travel to Vespa for a phone conversation with you....but we must have all of our details together first. I do not want to draw ANY suspicion. I have just returned from Vespa today, so for me to go back there may draw suspicion from Colonel Sandurz and his stormtroopers.....and we do not want that burden.
I will find my business papers with all the information you requested as soon as possible. I have a shadow company that I have used before. Please let us tread lightly that we may be rich.
God Bless you, friend
Art Bell
At this juncture, I have no memory of what happened and sadly, the story of Fattie ends here. Looking at some of these old corresponences, Fattie's emails were around June of 2002. The timing coincides with the rise of Tobi and he took a lot of time!