RICHARD DIUF [durich@email.com] wrote:
DEAR SIR
I PRAY THAT YOU WILL NOT BE EMBARRASED BECAUSE OF THIS MY MAIL.I GOTYOUR ADDRESS THROUGH THE INTERNATE AND DECIDED TO PLEAD FOR A HELPING HAND FROM YOU.
I AM DIUF RICHARD,THE ONLY SON OF CHIEF DIUF OF DAKAR IN SENEGAL.MY FATHER WAS A MAJOR COCOA AND GOLD DEALER BEFORE HIS UNTIMELY DEATH.HE DIED AFTER A FATAL MOTOR ACCIDENT WITH MY MOTHER WHEN THEY WERE RETURNING FROM COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC ON A BUSINESS TRIP BECAUSE HE HAD WANTED TO OPEN A COCOA COMPANY IN COTONOU. THOUGH MY MOTHER DIED IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE ACCIDENT BUT MY FATHER DIED AFTER FOUR DAYS OF THE ACCIDENT. ON THE THIRD DAY AFTER THE ACCIDENT,AS IF HE KNEW THAT HE WILL DIE, MY FATHER TOLD ME TO GO AND BRING A KEY FROM A PARTICULAR SPOT IN OUR HOUSE.
HE NOW TOLD ME THAT THE KEY IS FOR A PARTICULAR DRAWER IN HIS ROOM WHERE HE KEPT ALL HIS NECESSARY DOCUMENTS.AMONG THE DOCUMENTS I SAW THERE WERE HIS DOCUMENTS OF BUSINESS INCOPERATION,HIS MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE WITH MY MOTHER,BUSINESS COMPLIMENTARY CARDS AND A DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE OF EIGHTEEN MILLION ONE THOUSAND FIFE HUNDRED US DOLLARS($18,001,500) MADE AT A PARTICULAR SECURITY COMPANY IN COTONOU-BENIN REP.THIS DEPOSITE HE LATTER TOLD ME WAS MENT FOR HIS INTENDED NEW COMPANY IN COTONOU.
NOW AFTER HIS DEATH,HIS TWO BROTHERS INSISTED THAT I MUST SURRINDER ALL MY FATHER,S ASSETS TO THEM SINCE I AM STILL AN UNDER AGE CHILD.I REFUSED AND THIS MADE THEM TO DRIVE ME OUT OF MY FATHERS HOUSE. WITH THE LITTLE MONEY THAT I HAD ON ME I DECIDED TO RUN TO COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC FOR THAT DEPOSIT THAT MY FATHER MADE.ON REACHING COTONOU,I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO LOCATE THE LAWYER THAT ASSISTED MY FATHER WHEN HE WAS DEPOSITING THE MONEY THROUGH ONE OF THOSE COMPLIMENTARY CARDS AND THE LAWYER HAS HELPED ME TO LOCATE THE SECURITY COMPANY WHERE MY FATHER MADE THE DEPOSITE.
I WANTED TO WITHDRAW THE MONEY BUT THE SECURITY COMPANY REFUSED SAYING THAT I AM UNDER AGED AS I AM 20YRS OLD AND THEY ALSO REFUSED CHANGING THE OWNERSHIP OF THE MONEY TO THE LAWYER BECAUSE THE LAWYER IS NOT A FOREIGNER AS THE CERTIFICATE STATED THAT THE OWNER OF THE MONEY IS A FOREIGNER.
PLEASE I NOW BEG YOU TO ASSIST ME ON TRANSFERING THIS MONEY TO YOUR COUNTRY THROUGH YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.I AM WILLING TO GIVE YOU 10% OF THE MONEY AS YOUR COMMISSION AND 5% FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT YOU MIGHT INCURE ON THE PROCESS OF THIS TRANSFER. SIR I AM SERIOUSLY BANKING ON YOU AS I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER PERSON THAT CAN HELP ME OUT OF THIS PROBLEM.SO PLEASE DO NOT DISSAPPOINT OR BETRAY ME.
ON YOUR ACCEPTANCE TO HELP ME,I WILL THEN INTRODUCE YOU TO THE SECURITY COMPANY SO THAT THE NECESSARY ARRANGMENTS CAN BE MADE AND THE MONEY TRANSFERED.NOTE THAT AS MY LIFE IS IN GREAT DANGER,I WOULD LIKE THIS TRANSACTION TO BE DONE SECRETLY SO THAT I DON'T GET EXPOSED TO MY ENEMIES.
BEST REGARDS.
DIUF RICHAR
Dear Mr. Diuf:
I hope you do not think I am being presumptuous. A friend of mine had forwarded this email to me, knowing my ability and experience in overseas transactions and finance. I have funded various excursions and operations, globally, regarding my studies in the Simian/Sapien research, and have personal interests in some casino related operations in St Croix and North Cyprus.
First, I want to express my deepest sympathies for your loss of your father. Car accidents are a terrible thing.
My wife and I have turned towards philanthropic endeavors towards the propagation of Simian society through human hosting and are making major breakthroughs at our New Haven facility, however funding is never enough. When we saw your offer to my friend, we became very excited.
Is this offer still available??? Please provide me with details. I have lost touch with my friend. I believe he was molested by some chupacabras on an excursion to Peru, as we have not been able to reach him on his satellite phone. I hope all is well for him! We were helping him set up the necessary legal documents and accounts for your transaction before his trip to Peru and he is long overdue. His last email told me to correspond with you and not let this fantastic opportunity slip away. Once again, I hope I have not offended you by breaching the confidentiality of your communications. I would like to help you, my friend, and myself and would not offend you by asking for more than your already generous offer.
Please give me all the details and information, as we are anxious to help in making us all rich, if the offer is still available. If not we will have to look at more conventional investments for our fundraising.
Sincerely,
Dr. Nuutz Onurchin F.U.
President and C.F.O.
Center for Simian/Sapien Propagation, LLC
Dear Sir,
I thank you for the reply you gave to me today concerning the problem I am having since the death of my parents, I got it email address through an Business Directory and decided to contact you if I will get an aid from you. I got the issue explained while writing to you at the first time.
The money which my father deposited in a bank for his company in Republic of Benin before his untimely death has being withhold by the firm demanding for non under aged person because they called me to be under aged for the collection of the money from the bank for they believe that I will roughly use the money.
And my uncles declared that I should submit the personal asset of my father immediately after his demise threaten to kill me if I refuse and I have to escape from my country, neglecting my university admission.
I know that if they should collect the document from me, they will retrieve the money and they will suffer me as the only son of my parents since the tradition which my father has been contradicting demands that a death person assets shall be inherited by the brothers instead of the children .
I will prefer transferring this money to foreign account as he demanded to the Firm so that I will complete my education under your roof to be far from my paternal uncles.
I will like you to send your personal profile to the lawyer to my daddy before he died on car crash Barrister Ahmed Salim at ahsalim@justice.com for the next proceeding towards the withdrawal for subsequent transfer of the money to your account so that I will leave this refuge camp and complete my academy under roof, while sending the profile, include this:
°Your full name and address
°Your Bank Account coordinate for subsequent transfer of the money to your account
°Your international passport number
°Your telephone and fax numbers for easier communication.
For the success of our aim, you must maintain the instructions of the lawyer and the confidentiality must be guaranteed for the retrieval of this money from the Finance House, thanks for helping me .
Yours faithfully,
Diuf Richard.
Dear Dr. Nuutz Onurchin.
Sir,
I am Barrister Ahmed Salim, of Abeh Woha Chambers Cotonou Benin Republic, the Family attorney to the Kalunda family of Dakar
Senegal.
I have been mandated by Master Diuf Richard, to conclude the transaction of overseeing the transfer of
the deposit of the late Mr Diuf Kalunda valued at Eighteen Million , One thousand , five hundred US
dollars, willed to the son Master Diuf Richard, to your designated account.
Kindly reconfirm you consent to this mandate and the reward/remuneration as bargained with Master Richard.
Yours sincerely,
Ahmed Salim esq.
+229 68 26 87.
Dear Richard:
May I call you Dick? You sound like a Dick to me. If your father’s name is Dick, also; that would make you little Dick. I bet your Mom was a happy woman with two Dicks around all the time.
What a tragic story my friend. Your story shook my body with grief. I wanted to reach out to you immediately as my heart was breaking with every line of your email. . I apologize for taking time to write as I have been on business, with my wife. We are busy people running our research facilities. In fact we had just moved into our new facilities and I hooked up my computer, when I came upon your tragic story.
I will forward more information to your in the nest few days, as all of our paperwork is still in transit. I would like to help you young man. Please be patient as I get my affairs together. I will feed information to you and Mr Salim as I receive it.
Best Regards,
Dr. Nuutz Onurchin F.U.
President and C.F.O.
Center for Simian/Sapien Propagation, LLC
Dear Sir,
I thank you once more for the mail you sent to me demanding for more details of the offer which made to your friend who gave you my email contact to help me so that I can be out from the refuge camp.
Sir,I believe our Almighty God has choosen you to assist me for the claims of this fund and he must continue to bless you as you have made up your mind –to be helping the less priviledged as I am now reaally in need of help to be out from this bundage.
The last time I saw the lawyer to my daddy before he died when he came to visit me in the refuge camp, I told him about the contact I made to you through the email and you have promised to help me to withdraw the fund from the finance house,demanding my personal information.
And also told him that I gave you the information as he instructed me to do if I can get someone that will help me since the finance house has refused to allow him to withdraw the fund as my daddy instructed to them and the refused to me because of my under aged issue.
I asked if you have contacted him but he said he has not received any mail from anyone concerning me. Sir, please can you contact him with the email address I wrote at the letter I sent you before this which is
ahsalim@justice.com and his name: Barrister Ahmed Salim.
Sir, you can inform him of wanting to discuss with me, he may give you his telephone number and you create time when we can discuss so that I will seek for exit pass from the refuge camp so that we can discuss since i do not have telephone to receive call in the refuge camp.
Sir, I wish you can write him to seek for relevance information so that I can be out from this camp to join you in your country for my education as my father instructed to the finance house on the fund before he died due to my paternal cultural demand to any death person, the inheritance shall be the brothers instead of the children and I being the only child, he though how I will suffer if the brothers should claim everything he has aquired if anything should happen to him before he deposited the values in the finance
house.
Sir,I really hope in you to be out from this refuge camp.
Yours faithfully,
Diuf Richard.
Dear Mr Salim,
I am pleased to make you acquaintance. I am glad we are able to come together to help this young man. I mentioned to Dick, that I have just moved my facilities and to please be patient with me as all of my paperwork and other necessities to complete the transaction are in transit. I will forward information to you as I receive it.
There is not much more I can tell you at this point. I should be receiving the necessaries very shortly.
Best Regards,
Dr. Nuutz Onurchin F.U.
President and C.F.O.
Center for Simian/Sapien Propagation, LLC
Dear Dick,
I tried to respond to Mr Salim and it says his mailbox is full??? What kind of Mickey Mouse Law Firm does this guy work for?
If I am to help get you out of the refuge camp I think we both deserve a little dependability. Please contact him and convey my displeasure.
Best Regards
Dr Nuutz Onurchin
Attn:Mr.Nutz Onurchin,
Sir,
I thank you for your effort towards the withdrawal of Master Richard’s fund from the finance house.
Yesterday, he came to my home from the refuge camp informing me of your contact with him telling him that you have tried to contact me but my email account shows a dialogue information of my account being filled and can not receive any mail sent.
Your absolutely right of the information,I access my account today to confirm that a client of my Mr.
Antonio Wilcox of Italy who gave me power of attorney to oversee the transfer of his payment from a company here, sent me his scanned international passport and some documents relating to the contract awarded him for the transfer of his financial payment to his designated foreign account.
It has being printed and deleted to free my account for receiving more mails from Other clients,your mails are welcomed to my account for further information relating to Master Richard’s fund withdrawal.
Yours sincerely,
Ahmed Salim esq.
Mr. Salim;
It sounds like your internet provider is run by a bunch of morons. With business tiding as important as yours, I am surprised that they would treat you in such manner.
I merely wanted to point out to you that my affairs are in disarray right now and that I am expecting my papers to be delivered any day now. These files contain the necessary documentation you are requesting. As soon as they become available to me, I will forward you the information.
Thank you for your consideration
Dr. Nuutz Onurchin F.U.
President and C.F.O.
Center for Simian/Sapien Propagation, LLC
Hey Dick,
So how's my poor Dick today. I hope Dick is staying healthy. So what is the refuge camp like? You have no phones?.....but yet you have a computer there? Pardon my questions, I just want to know my new friend better. It is my assertion that business is better dealt with when two people know each other. And I like to know the people I do business with.
I introduce myself: My name is Dr. Nuutz R. Onurchin. I live in Sarasota, Florida with my wife Mary Amos. We call her Mams.....Mams Onurchin. I don't know what the hell her mother was thinking. I think she was a hippie. We have been married 30 years and conduct research as our Simian/Sapien facilities, scattered throughout the United States. Our research is privately funded and have made tremendous advancements in beastial gestation.
I am attaching a picture of myself so you can get to know your friend in America. I want, no I require, you to send me a photo of yourself. I want you to send me a picture of yourself with my name 'Nuutz' printed on a piece of cardboard or paper and hold it under your chin --- so that I may read it and know it is you. I am an old man and my eyes are not so good anymore. I need to know my Dick!!! So please an old man -- I want to show my wife, my new friend, Dick.
Tell me you can do this my friend. There are certain things we need to do for each other in order to gain the trust we need to complete the transaction....and we must tell no one. So you need to tell me more about yourself and provide me with what I require from you. I would ask Mr Salim to do the same, but I am not sure that would be appropriate --- do you think he would mind???? Ask him for me.
Well I must go now my friend. It is late for an old man like me. God Bless you and I will pray for you tonight.
Dr Nuutz Onurchin
Dear Dr. Nuutz Onurchin F.U.
President and C.F.O.
Center for Simian/Sapien Propagation, LLC
Sir,
Thank you for your kind email.
Please what I required from you for now to proceed the transaction is your FULL NAMES AND RESIDENCE ADDRESS, WITH YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS. As soon as I receive these information, I shall proceed for the affidavit of claim which will be attached to the letter of administration which I will submit to the Finance house.
If the information is received today, I will go for the affidavit by tomorrow so that we can sped up actions as to conclude immediately.
I await your urgent feed back.
Regards,
Ahmed Salim.
Finally he reads the email lol
Dear Dr Nuutz,
I recieved your last email. Sorry I did not respond immediately .
Meanwhile I can not believe Richard wrote that to you, may be there is problem somewhere.
I am very much worried even, I have not seen him this week , but I shall be rushing to the camp now to see him and know if all is ok.
He normally write me weekends when he always has access to his emails.
I will get back to you before the close of the day. I still assure you of confidence on the transaction at
the moment.
Best regards,
Ahmed.
So Ahmed has given me another email address for Dick and if bugging me for my information....so he's just going to have to wait until my papers arrive...
Scurries off to find Dick
Dear Dr Nuutz,
I recieved your last email. Sorry I did not respond immediately. Meanwhile I can not believe Richard wrote that to you, may be there is problem somewhere. I am very much worried even, I have not seen him this week , but I shall be rushing to the camp now to see him and know if all is ok.
He normally write me weekends when he always has access to his emails.
I will get back to you before the close of the day. I still assure you of confidence on the transaction at
the moment.
Best regards,
Ahmed.
So Ahmed runs off to the camp to visit Dick---or the next room to take a dump. A seven hour dump.
Dear Dr. Nuutz
Thank you so much for your patience. I am just coming back from the camp now, like I
guessed, Richard told me that he could no longer gain entrance into his former email box.
He told me he is suspecting that somebody tampered with his former email box and password where he accessed his emails last.
He said he has to create another email box to write you , still the fellow is using that former email box to even go to the extent of raining abuses to his friends. He now told me that he planned o writ you this weekend as he will secure camp exit on Saturday. He informed me that there is difference in the email addresses . The old one were the hoodlum is writing is durich@priest.com while his current email is durichk@priest.com. The difference is the “k” which stands for Kalunda ,
his fathers.
I will advise that you do not mind any mail from the hoodlum writing from Richard's old email box.
You should delete as junk mails immediately. I wish to re-assure you of the confidentiality of
the transaction.
Regards,
Ahmed.
Mr Salim,
Thank you for your consideration. I am relieved to have your reassurance. I have received word from the transfer company that my papers will be in my possesion on Friday and we will be able to commence the business of aiding young Dick. I will write to him this evening and reassure him of my diligence.
I will write you as soon as I hav my possesions so we may proceed in a professional manner. I hope that I have not taken too much of your time, considering my circumstances. And, I do appreciate your efforts to reassure me.
We will speak again on Friday or Saturday morning. My business phone gets hooked up this weekend so we might communicate more effectively.
Dr Nuutz Onurchin
(Sent him the Obi Van Kenobi email)
Dick,
You had given me a scare. Someone appears to have hacked your mail account and started emailing me. I feared you had been taken hostage and some refuge guard was poking your cheerio before I had the chance. I am sending the mail I sent to you before this whole fiasco started. Please review and comply:
(Sent him the Obi Van Kenobi email)
Ok, Back on track and the emails flowing again. Good ole Dick seems to be a pretty religious guy. I only get religious after too many damn beers.
Dear sir,
I thank God for me being able to write you today,I would have written to you earlier but our refuge camp retrict us movement,i wish to be writing you all the time but we have restriction of movement in our refuge camp.
I have being able to secure a refuge exit pass today to see and tell our family lawyer Barrister Ahmed Salim of ahsalim@justice.com who came here to tell me of the sad news he recieved from you about a mail sent to your mail box concerning me.
Sir,i must tell you that i am not the one but some evil men who want to destroy our relationship gained access into my email account to write that and but I have been able to secure another box so that we can communicate when i receive exit pass from the camp.
Sir,please can you tell me what is going on between you and the finance house to claim the fund, I have not seen the lawyer today to confirm frm him.
Please sir, I hope and trust in you for the withdrawal from the finance house,kindly help me so that I can join you in your country to continue my education.
Yours faithfully,
Diuf Richard Jr.
Dear Sir,
I am fine today.
I thank you once more for yur effort to withdraw the fund on my behalf so that I can join you in your country to continue my education as my father instructed to the finance house.
I would have written earlier to you but restriction of movement in the refuge camp is too much that I do not have much access to telephone but sometimes allowed for some hours to access our mail boxes.
In our camp,everthing is controled with our refuge camp schedule system.we have time when we go for eating, time for prefaburatory,time when we go to bed and time to wake up for preyers by the christians going to churches while the muslinm go to thier mosgue.
In our movement,before we are given an exit pass to leave the camp,we are always
timed when to return to the refuge camp,sometimes in 1 or 1:30 minutes.
Sir,I thank you for the your picture you sent to me,I like it so much and wish that very soon i will be with you when this fund has being withdraw by you and also the request you made for me to send you a copy of my picture with your name written in a cardboard paper.I promise I will do what you have ask for and Ihave to collect money from the lawyer to snap the photograh as you requested.
Sir,please the former email box is durich@priest.com and this new one is urichk@priest.com meaning Diuf Richard Kalunda .please if you reiceve any letter from the old one,kindly remove it as unwanted letter.
Sir,please give my greetings to your wife and children and I wish to meet them when you have withdrawed the fund from this finance house that the fund has being deposited.I wish to continue writing and recieving your letters but I have being timed to return back to the camp.
Sir, please I am leaving to the refuge camp for i havre some minutes to stay outside as they gave me time when to return today while giving me the exit pass.I will expect your reply but will reply you when I recieve exit pass again.Sir,please you can work with lawyer to withdraw the fund if you have not withdrawed the fund.
Yours sonly,
Diuf Richard.
Sir,
How are you today?,
I access my box to confirm if you have sent the particulars I requested you to send for your affidavit of claim and for the withdrawal from the finance house but I have not sent it yet in email account.
I wish you will hasten up for the sending of the particulars so that I can go for the affidavit first thing tomorrow morning before a case brief I have at 1:30 P.M commence.
The requirements for the affidavit of claim and a letter of administration which will be submitted to the finance house in accompany with the sworn affidavit in your favour for the withdrawal includes:
°Your full name and contact address
°Your Bank coordinating account for subsequent transfer
of the fund to your designated account
°Your Telephone and fax numbers if available
In appreciation of your last email, I thank you once more for your understanding and assure of good confidentiality and risk free from this withdrawal .
Best regards,
Ahmed Salim.
(Attorney at law).
Dear Sir,
I am happy to write you this morning, I thank God i have beeb able to secure exit pass today to see the lawyer Barrister Ahmed Salim to tell him about the picture you said I will send to you and collect money from him for the picture but I did not see him.
The wife said he has not yet come back from the tavel he made with his partners in their office but may come back next tomorrow .Sir,please expect the picture I wil send it to you when I see him to cllect money from him for the picture as you requested.
But sir,have you being able to withdraw the fund from the finance house,please sir anything you can do to withdraw it so that I can be out from this hell called refuge camp.
Yours sonly,
Diuf Richard.
Well my young little friend,
I hope that all is well for you. Since talking to you, I am more at ease. I was afraid some scoundrels were trying to interfere with our transaction and our friendship. I do hope you are not being violated by the population of the refugee camp. I know because I, too, was in a refugee camp. That experience has left me chronically incontinent.
I am gathering my materials for Mr Salim, as we speak. My papers arrived late and I am now trying to organize everything in a fashion appropriate for this transaction. I would very much like to extend my gratitude to you and Mr Salim by offering a gift. Is this appropriate? I know that things have been delayed because of the acquisition of my new facility. I will send you pictures.
My wife and I have been working hard at expanding our operations in the United States. We research the propagation of primate society through human hosting. We generally find most of our hosts in West Virginia and Kentucky, where work comes cheap. These girls will do anything for Mr Lincoln and a bottle of MadDog. I would like to bring you to the states as I believe you would be a good addition to our extended family. Our latest endeavor has involved the insemination of female hosts with primate semen in order to propagate the species. We were doing....well we thought we were doing well for the first year in business, however we were not even close to delivering product. It turns out that our first employee was not very bright and inseminated the hosts rectally for the first three months before we uncovered the problem. We were not sure what was going on until one of the Subjects bent over and farted and impregnated our cat. But, that's a whole other story.
The troubles did not end there. In the Spring of '96 we received a shipment of extremely healthy Subjects. For months we were perplexed by the lack of successful mating attempts. There appeared to be some movement for a period of time that gave away to disappointment. It appears, after much deliberation, that we received a shipment of gay subjects and that we had mistaken constipation for gestation.
I am going to send this mail to Mr Salim also, as I am now prepared to give you the necessary items for our transfer. I am old and my eyes are not as good as they used to be. I am attaching several more pictures of my family and other things so that you may know me better. Please pardon the quality of the photos as they may not be the most flattering, however I feel close enough with you to share my dirty laundry. Please do not forget to send my photo.
I am addressing Mr Salim now. Mr Salim I thought it appropriate to start sending the both of you copies of the emails I send. I feel so close to you both now!!!! I appreciate the two of you very much. I hope this email answers some of your questions regarding my background and I thank the two of you for your consideration towards my occupation and family. May God bless the both of you Angels from heaven. My life has been so enriched from meeting with the two of you!!!!! Let me know if you need anything else. We have been extremely fortunate over the last quarter, in business, and have amassed a fine portfolio. So we are very prepared to do whatever it takes to complete the necessary things we need to do to get our poor Dick out of that hole.
My new cell phone is 1-801-720-3704....the most confidential way to reach me by fax is 1-530-267-4490. That appears to be the most reliable and secure.
I must also tell you that we have change the name of the organization to C.L.I.T. Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree Dwellers. I am the CLIT Commander. Dick would be good for the C.L.I.T.
COMPANY NAME Center for the Society of Simian/Sapien Propagation, LLc dba C.L.I.T
TELEPHONE NO 1-801-720-3704 FAX 775-295-0034
ADDRESS 1133 Morning Wood Dr
Licking Mound, Florida 08881
BANK NAME Altajir Bank
BANKERS ADDRESS P.O. Box 691GT Sigma Bldg
BANK TEL.NO (345) 867-5309 ask for Jenny
ACCOUNT NUMBER 452-ou812
SWIFT CODE 085-00013-2
May God Bless the both of you and I look forward to your immediate correspondence.
Love Nuutz
Dear Mr. Nutz Onurchin,
Sir,
I acknowledge the receipt of your email and the attached photographs. They are all lovely sights .
Thank you so much for your kin interest in this transaction. Your carefulness and conduct , points at the accuracy of my guess of your kind of person. I sincerely assure you of a hitch free transfer of this
fund to your designated account within the shortest time.
I shall be proceeding to secure the affidavit of claim in your favour from the court which shall be attached to the letter of administration to be submitted to the finance house as statutorily required.
I will be sending an attached copy of the affidavit as soon as is ready for your perusal and record.
Regards,
Ahmed Salim.
Attn:Dr.Nuutz Onurchin,
Sir, Find in the attached file below,an affidavit of claim submitted to the finance house with a letter of administration in your favour. Note that all your sent particulars has being forwarded to the finance house for their legal proceeding. Kindly confirm the receipt of this mail and keep me posted of any contact to you from the finance house.
Best regards, Ahmed Salim esq.
Claim
Dear Mr.Nuutz,
Sir,
How are you today?
Can you kindly update me if you have being in contact with the finance house.
I was in their office yesterday to confirm your transaction with them but to my supprise,they finance house divulged giving me official information about your transaction with them.
Saying that the next of kin has being transferred to you and I do not have the legacy to ask of any information on the withdrawal since I have sent your particulars.
Sir, I await your response to confirm if you finalised with the finance house.
Best regards
Ahmed Salim esq.
Mr Salim;
Where is Dick? I was expecting correspondence from him and a picture of himself. This was the one requirement I asked of him for us to proceed. I am suprised I have not heard from him. Anyway, I am back from my trip. I look forward to your correspondence.
Dr Nuutz
Ok, who know what the fuck is going on next here. I think he was working a couple of marks, pasted the next correspondence and realized hefucked up......then tried to change it and sent it again---this time gender proper.
Parenting
Dear Sir,
I thank you so much on the effort you have being making to withdraw the fund
from the finance house so far.
I thank you again on the response you gave to me about the demand i made to
you,I will be calling you Sister as you said.
So how is your children and husband I hope they all are fine please sister give
my greetings to everybody.
Please can you tell me what has being going on all this while since I have not
written to you to know if you have collected the fund.
Please when are you coming for the collection of the fund from the hose.Please I
sincerely trust and hope on you for this withdrawal and believed that you will
not seat on this fund when yu collect it from the finance hose.
Please tell me if yu have withdrawn the fund from them sir,I would have written
but I have being in the camp.
Please I expect yur response and God bless yu.
Diuf Richard Jr
Corrected Email so he sent this one in case Nuutz in a man:
Dear Sir,
I thank you so much on the effort you have being making to withdraw the fund
from the finance house so far.
So how is your children and wife I hope they all are fine please sister give my
greetings to everybody.
Please can you tell me what has being going on all this while since I have not
written to you to know if you have collected the fund.
Please when are you coming for the collection of the fund from the hose.Please I
sincerely trust and hope on you for this withdrawal and believed that you will
not seat on this fund when yu collect it from the finance hose.
Please tell me if yu have withdrawn the fund from them sir,I would have written
but I have being in the camp.
Please I expect yur response and God bless yu.
Diuf Richard Jr
I got like three more emails from Dick that bounced around the gender thing. All the same one mind you. And I do suspect that this Dick has got multiple personalities. Couple o' da brodas are in on it.
Creativity
Hey Dick,
It's about time you have contacted me. I have been worried sick for you. We have delayed an entire week's time. I know that the scoundrel had taken over your email account and that has delayed us. I have also asked you for a picture of yourself with my name written on a piec of paper or cardboard -- held up to your chin so I can read it and know with whom I dealing.
I would have expected to see the picture this week since we have resolved your email crisis. Is there a problem? I am afraid we will not be able to move further until I receive what I had requested. This is a simple request to satisfy an old man. I like to know the face of the men I deal with.
I await your correspondence patiently
Dr Nuutz
Mr salim,
Is everything ok. I have not heard from you and it sounds as though DIck was drugged in his last correspondence. Is my Dick Ok?
Please advise
Dr Nuutz
Dear Dr Nutz,
It is quite unfortunate that you seem to to be loosing you sincere trust and the zeal you had from the unset of this transaction. You should understand that the service you volunteered to render is to God and humanity. I am so much surprised with your conduct and statements in your recent mails.
You should understand that I have spent much money and time to secure affidavit of claim in your favour and written a letter of administration to transfer the ownership of the fund to you. Please I can not bear this situation ordinarily you should please call me immediately so that we can talk so that we do not jeopardise the claim of the fund . Even if you are no longer willing to assist, I will request to issue you with a draft of an authorisation letter which you will sign for me to enable me apply for a re-transfer of the ownership of the fund to another person who will assist us to claim the fund. I should be expecting you to call me immediately you received this mail so that we can put minds together to discourse this important situation. My telephone numbers is + 229 68 26 87.
Yours sincerely,
Ahmed Salim.
Dr Mr Salim,
I do not understand? How do you feel I am losing my trust and zeal? And how are you concerned about my conduct in statements recently? I had not heard from Dick or yourself for several days and was merely inquiring on your standing. I have been concerned because of our recent triste with the hacker. You have to admit that was quite unnerving. No Sir, My zeal is intact, as I remain cautious.
I have also asked a simple request of Dick that has not been complied with. I asked him to send me a picture of himself with a sign held close to his face -- with my name printed so that I might know the young gentleman whom I am helping. He told me three weeks ago that he was going to do this after visiting with you. This is not a big request and told him from the beginning that I required this of him.
I am sorry you have mistaken my genuine concern as something other than what it is.
God Bless
Dr Nuutz Onurchin
Dear Sir,
I thank you for the email you have sent to me,I have being having series of
problem since I came to this place and believre it will be solved one day as i
keep on praying to God for long life.
sir,i thank you the pictures you sent to me i appreciate all the picure and
still bear in mind to send you mine which you have requested.
Sir,please I have tried to get the picture but the money i have to get it is not
much and the one i have with me is used oin manaing myself until i comle out
from the camp and you know this country is not mine i diid not come with any
picture but i have tried to get one which has not h=yet gotten.
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Sir,please can you send me some money to get the piture ready as you
demanded.Please can you send me with $20 u.s. dollars so that i can submit the
pictures to you.
Please sir give my greetings to your wife and children.
Yours sonly,
Diuf Richard.
Dick,
I am sorry to hear you've had problems since you've been there Dick. They haven't cornholed you there have they? I just hope I can get your outta there before you become someone's gimp. I always hate ballgags.
I do not understand Dick.......You told me three weeks ago that you were going to get money from Mr Salim to facilitate my photo request. I am sorry but it will take more time for me to send you money than it will be for you to just go getthe picture taken. Do you want to stay at the refuge camp longer than necessary? Does Mr Salim not have a camera? I expect to hear frm you soon as you will probaly get a pass tomorrow.
Treat this as urgent and I look forward to hearing from you. God Bless you
Dr Nuutz
Dear Dr.Nuutz,
Thank you so much for your keen interest,please bear with me that I have not
been able to contact you for a while now.
I was out of the office for our regional bar conference outside the city,I could
not have access to my mail box.
Be informed that I am fully back on seat now.I promised last time
to assist Richard to get the photograph sent to you,I shall be expecting
Richard with the photograph by tomorrow as I directed a photographer to him for
a shot before I left for the conference.
Kindly up-date me of your correspondence with the finance house.
I await your response,You are also at liberty to get me on phone.
Regards
Ahmed Salim esq.
+229 682 687
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Dear Mr Salim.
Greetings!!!!
Thank you kindly for your kind email. I, too, can understand the commitments required for a such a prestigious position as yours. I humbly respect the little time you have given to myself and Dick to aid in his release. How is Dick? I have not heard from him in several weeks and my concern grows for his well-being. I appreciate the added effort you have made regarding the photograph that I required of young Dick. I have grown to be very cautious as the world has been changing. I hope you can understand that.
Please resend any information regarding the Finance House. I cannot always say my mail gets to me, but please send the information so I can complete the process and get young Dick out of the hole.
Best Regards
Dr Nuutz
Dear Dr. Nuutz,
I thank you so much for your email.
I wish to express my sincere happiness that on you reconfirmation of your trust and zeal in this humanitarian transaction.
I have been very much engaged in the past weeks with post election cases as we just concluded our parliamentary elections here. As you may wish to know, I specialises in civil law and jurisprudence .
I am a very busy man, so please do not see my silence in the past week as negligence as I did not have much time to take care of all my engagements . Though I know you will understand me as each time I read from you I do have the feeling of dealing with a gentle man.
I promise to assist Richard to take the picture and send to you as you requested. You are very much at liberty to call me immediately you get this email so that we can talk .
Your sincerely,
Ahmed Salim.
+229 68 26 87.
Dear Dr. Nuutz,
I thank you so much for your response and understanding of the whole situation at the moment. I really commend your carefulness and kin approach to issues in this our contemporary world.
I appreciate the fact that the world is developing, and to that effect, one has to be very meticulous.
I wish to request for your confirmation of the receipt of the affidavit of claims made in your favour with respect to the deposit. I shall be at the finance house towards mid-day today to ascertain the stage of the file and to equally see if there is any way I can speed up logistics to effect the speed withdrawal of the deposit.
From the affidavit of claims as accompanied with the letter of administration, you should understand that application was made to transfer the beneficial ownership to you, hopefully, approvals will be issued in favour of you.
I will be giving you the contact of the finance house as soon as I confirm their
email contacts today.
I shall be expecting your call so that we can discourse further .
Sincere regards,
Ahmed Salim.
+229 68 26 87.
Dear Dr.Nutz Onurchin,
Please kindly confirm your receipt of my last email and keep me posted
accordingly.
Regards,
Ahmed Salim.
Dear Dr.Nutz Onurchin,
Please kindly confirm your receipt of my last email and the affidavit of claims
sent to you for your perusal.
I wish to equally know if the finance house has contacted you regrding the
depsit .
I await your reply.
Regards,
Ahmed Salim
Dr Mr Salim,
My apologies for the delay in correspondence. I have had operational problems and had to correct them. It appears some of my prime subject males have revolted, started wearing eyeliner, and have declared themselves non-heterosexual. I had to find a peacefu resolve to my calamity without annoying the rainbow coalition.
I have not been contacted by the Finance house as of yet. Would you please forward their information to me and I shall take the proactive position in settling this transaction.suprised they have not contacted me at this point.
Could you please tell me the status of my photo? You told me you were going to help Dick take his picture to satisfy my predilections. Please faciltate these requests as urgently as possible. Remember, a picture of Dick with my name 'Nuutz" written on paper close to his face.
God Bless you Friend
Love Nuutz
Snff* Snff* -- I have a son. One who only writes me when he wants something. Dick now calls me father. Time to let him have it a little bit:
Dear Father,
Please have you being able to collect the fund from the finance house since i told you of the lawyer to my daddy before he died.
Please I have not being able to see the lawyer since he told me to go for a photo snap that will be send to you as you requested from me,the last time I went to his place the wife said he went to conference with his office friends but i will try to go his house today to know oif you have collected the fund from the finance house so that i will join you in your country.
Father,please dont be annoyed of the $20 dolllars i asked you to give me for the picture I have taken you as my father and my father has being caring for me until he died as the only son and i feel we are now too close as my father.
I am afraid to ask the lawyer for money to snap the picture because he has being caring for me since i came to this place for the collection of the fund which you are to withdraw.Father,^please my education to continue is based on the fund but i do not know if you will seat on the fiund if you have
collected the fund for my life is based on the fund since my uncles has collected everything that my fathger suffered for.
father,please i will try to see the lawyer before i go back to the refuge camp before my exit pass finish to know if you have collected the fund for i do not want to stay here again and ask him if he will give me money to collect the picture from the photographer.
father,please i will like to hear from you next i come to check my box from the camp.
Yours sonly,
Diuf Richard.
Well hello young Dick,
I must say I am surprised to hear from you. I mean I have not heard from you in weeks. The last I left you, you were going to get money from Mr Salim. That was weeks ago. Sometimes, when I talk to you Dick.......it's like I am talking to two different people.....Like a two headed Dick.
I had spoke to Mr Salim, and he had told me he wanted to help you and that HE would give you the money, to get the photo. Now we have wasted 3 more weeks. I told you the same thing 3 weeks ago. I am not going to send you the twenty dollars.......I will help you but not do it for you. You could've blown two guards and made twenty dollars in the preceding weeks. Heck, you could have taken a shot in the rearend and made fifty. Remember, my son, it only hurts for a second.
I would use this as opportunity for some motivational direction. I know you can do it. You're my boy!! Go to the lawyer and get the photo taken and send it to me. Waste no more time!!! When we get you out, then we will take about the Priest/alterboy fantasy I have. Treat this as urgent. Remember, My name 'Nuutz' on a piece of cardboard or paper --- held close to your face.
God Bless you son
Love Nuutz
Ok, well these guys are about as organized as I am. It appears their third party 'the Finance House' has not joined the party yet. There's got to be several Lads involved with this scam cause Dick often sounds like two different people.
Dear Dr.Nuutz,
I thank you for your email . I have been wondering if you were ok, but with your response I have regained my confidence of your healthiness.
I am still surprise of why you have not being contacted by the finance house since I submitted your particulars and your affidavit of claim for their approvals. Kindly be patience with them. I shall be going to their head office to enquire why you have not being contacted for the deposit withdrawal you since I gave them authority as the personal attorney to Mr. Kalunda to transfer the beneficial ownership to your favour with the consent of the young boy. Meanwhile, you have not yet confirmed your receipt of the copy of the affidavit I sent to you.
About the picture you requested of Master Richard, last week, I was told that he came in to look for me, I know it could be because of the photograph. I have been very busy, but hopefully I will be a bit free this week and will see what I will do to that effect.
Kindly confirm your receipt of the affidavit immediately.
Best regards,
Ahmed Salim
Mr Salim
Greetings of the Day!!!!!
I apologize for not confirming the receipt of the affidavit from the House of Ministry. I do have that in my possession. I, too, am surprised with the lack of correspondence from the Finance House. Please advise to the nature and timing. If it is feasible.....I should be able to plan a trip accordingly and be present for the transfer of funds and the release of Dick.
Should the timing be favorable.....we shall meet and celebrate young Dicks release. I shall bring gifts. Is there anything you desire? What would young Dick enjoy?
I await your kind and immediate response.
Thank you for coming to Dick's aid in procuring the picture. I await patiently. I cannot stress the importance of this enough.
God Bless you
Nuutz
Dear Dr Nuutz,
Thank you for your email .
I am making a frantic effort to make sure that the file moves faster in the
finance house. I have perfected contact with an insider who is now assisting us to push the
file so as to secure the required approvals soonest. According to him, hopefully by next week , approval will be granted for us to withdrawn the deposit .
I will inform you of what to bring for me and Dick while coming. I will be with Dick this week end and will be there with a photographer for the requested photograph.
Thank you so much and God bless.
Ahmed Salim.
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Dear Dr.Nuutz,
I thank you so much for your email of today.
Yes I have inquired from insider contact in the finance house is like you will be required to schedule an official trip to there head office here in Benin Republic, for signing of some vital document for the withdrawal of the fund. Though I do not known the exact date from now but he said hopefully before the next fourteen working days
I will prefer if you can come along with those things you mentioned for the ladies and as well as another thing you deemed very good for the celebration. I wish to personally request for a laptop computer for the matron of the refugee camp as an appreciation. I will suggest you bring Dick some good books, he may wish to give some to his friends.
Friend, I thank you once more for the attached photographs, you are such a nice man and a good activist, in view of your demonstration in that occasion. I know your daughter is happily married with the husband in the photograph. I really appreciated the entire picture.
Thank you.
Ahmed Salim.
Lawyering up!
Sir,
I have received the notification and will be reviewing the document with my lawyer Mr Peter Filia. I am attaching a picture of him. Perhaps you know him. Please advise to the next steps in the process.
I await your urgent reply
Dr Nuutz Onurchin
Mr Peter Filia, Esq