Iraqi Scam

 From: saddam_hussan1 [saddam_hussan1@voila.fr]
Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 3:54 AM
To: dronurchin@hotmail.com
Subject: To you as I know it will concern you

Dear Sirs/ Madams,

WHOMEVER MY CONDITION OF MY FAMILY MAY CONCERN

Firstly I must pray the fear of Allah, sincerity of purpose and confidentiality abide in us, as I communicate this pensive letter of mine to you.

I am SADDAM HUSSEIN, the commander in chief of the armed forces of the republic of Iraq I. know you may be shock to see this letter comes your way, as I the writer has not had previous correspondence. I write this letter based on my plight, with the advancement of America and the coalition forces to Baghdad, I am now caged I do not can not come out from where I am presently staying. With this ugly development I have no option than to solicit for whom I can trust at this time the heat is on my people and me.

Your contact came to me through my communication networking. I recommend you to be of assistance to my immediate family. Especially now that the U.S. marine have advanced towards the capital from the south east and the U.S. army infantry to the west, surging north ward in the area of the city of NAJ. With the situation reports now am in danger, but I will rather die than to be captured alive. But before I die, I will make sure that I shock bush and his forces.

Meanwhile, I will like to confide in you and whatever I intimate you, should not be reveal to anybody so as to ensure security consciousness. right now I know that you has heard that my family has been sneaked out of Iraq, to a save country, where they will stay till I see the end of this unholy war against me by the American´s. During the executive council meeting, with my army´s we has agreed to fight to finish, as the war against my people (Iraq) is not justifiable, and we must fight to the last drop of our blood, I therefore use this opportunity to ask all Islamic communities and non-Islamic to rise up to fight for us, so as to ensure that truth are prevail.

Right now I have sent my family away from Iraq, before their departure, I revealed so many things to my wife, in which I handed to her some vital documents concerning the funds I deposited in a security company, when I know that the American´s will attack me. They are now in a country I would prefer to keep confidential to you for now, until I have understood your mind. Information´s reaching me today shows that, they are protected, but they are really in need of finance to enable them to live.

Please if my condition would touch you to assist my family, I would then ask you to contact my wife, who is now in position of the vital documents relating to this fund. Please contact her through her security email address mustafa_hussan1@hotmail.com as regards to my condition I can not be communicating with you regularly due to my mode of defense, but if my wife is there with you be rest assured.

I anticipate your earlier co-operation to my wife.

BEST REGARDS
SADDAM HUSSEIN. 

Dr Mr Hussein,

My name is George Oatefokker. How are you today? I guess things are pretty crazy for you right now. I have heard of the Imperialistic Crusade launched by the Americans, however I do not watch much television or read the newspaper too much. So how is Iran? Is it hot there now?

 I am responding to you through a friend. He sent me the email because he knew I understood the complicated matters surrounding overseas transactions. I would like to know if you still need help. I am sorry you had to send your family away from home. You sound like a dedicated man with all the dying and stuff. So how may I help you? 

A little bit about myself, I am the President of C.L.I.T – the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. You can call me the C.L.I.T Commander. I have dedicated my life to the Liberation and Study of Homo Sapiens. I study their mating habits and their Eco-Societal habits.

 I must go right now and feed the subjects. Please write me if you desire my help. I look forward aiding you and your family in this time of grief. Let me know the conditions of which we need to operate.

 Best Regards,

 G Oatefokker

President of C.L.I.T

G_Oatefokker@hotmail.com

 For The attention
of Mr.George Oatefokker,

Sir,

Firstly I must thank you for the courage you pick in writting to me, despite all the circnmstances involved.

Well if it will please you to tell me the name of the friend that sent the message to you, this is very important as you should know about my security awareness.

Please do not be offended on this question, as you already know my life and that of my family are at stake, so every carefulness has to be taken so as to ensure that we live to see tomorrow.

I await to hear from you, before I will open up to you regarding the help I am asking.

Regards

Saddam Hussein 

Dr Mr Hussein,

I appreciate your response. My apologies for the delay in replying to you, however I have been in the process of moving my offices. I came to know your plight from a dear friend of mine, Dr Nuutz R Onurchin. He is a very famous researcher in the United States working with primates and third world country specimens. I have attached the original letter you sent him so that you might see that I am not a scoundrel, but merely a person that wants to help. Plus the fact that I am half German and Half French and lived in Canada for sometime should tell you that I am not some Godless waste of flesh carrying a Christian Bible. Please respond as I would like to help, but I will leave that to your discretion.

Best Regards

Mr G Oatefokker

Dr Mr Hussein,

I appreciate your response. My apologies for the delay in replying to you, however I have been in the process of moving my offices. I came to know your plight from a dear friend of mine, Dr Nuutz R Onurchin. He is a very famous researcher in the United States working with primates and third world country specimens. I have attached the original letter you sent him so that you might see that I am not a scoundrel, but merely a person that wants to help. Plus the fact that I am half German and Half French and lived in Canada for sometime should tell you that I am not some Godless waste of flesh carrying a Christian Bible. Please respond as I would like to help, but I will leave that to your discretion.

Best Regards

Mr G Oatefokker

 For The Attention
of Mr.George Oatefokker,

Dear Mr.Oatefokker,

Thanks for your kind concern.

Yes I know that you did not misunderstood me, I am only trying to be sure and careful to whom I reveal my secret to, due to the nature of my cirumstances.

You see Mr.Oatefokker,I have learn to be very septical about whom to relate with in terms of things that matters security and lifes. Because if my personal ADC, can capitalised on the security network of my Government, and use the same as a weapon against me and my Government, I believe that any other person can still do so. As you know it is my personal ADC leak infrmations to the American and Allied Forces, that lead to the bombing of my palace and killing more than 813 innocent citizens including my services chiefs who are having a crucial meeting with me. That is the reason I am asking that you should tell me the name of your friend that intimated you about my predicament.

However, I know and believe that for you to write me again stating your readiness to help me and my family out of our plight, it shows that you and your friend are not in support of the Injustice the American Government  is doing to me and my people in Iraq.

Based on this I would like you and your humble friend to help me and my family, knowing the problems involved. But before I will explain to you in details concerning this matter, I will like to know more about you. And also to know from you if you can keep secret and confidential matters, because the help I am seeking from you and your friend requires maximum security, confidence, truthfulness and trust to carry on.

Therefore, please pardon me, if I am taking you too far in this regard. Mr. Oatefokker, could it please you to send to me your personal informations, eg: your full house and office addresses, your telephone, fax and mobile telephone numbers. And most espaecially, if you can consider wise for me to see or know you facialy, then scan and send to me copy of your international passport.

On receipt of these informations, I will confide in you in details on this funds and where it was deposited, which I know that you and your friend will consider taking it up, if not just to save me and my family from an unexpected predicament that is about to befall us. Since the American Government has consificated all my personal bank accounts both here and Abroad. leaving me and my entrie family in a state of not knowing what to do.

Finaly, I hope and plead to you to bear with me and consider helping us, so that my wife and children can live to see tomorrow. As of me, I have sweared to die than to be captured alive, I am caged (Hide out) for now.

I await to hear from your heart concerning this important letter of mine to you.

Yours

Saddam Hussein 

Sodom,

My apologies. There must have been network problems. I have now just received your email and I am flattered that you care to know my business. But before I get into that...I would like to know if my new friend is faring well. How are you? I hope and pray that you will be safe from the American Swine and that you never have to survive on British food. 

I hail from West Virginia. I run a foundation dedicated to the preservation of retarded primates. Retarded Primates need representation too. That is how I met the good Dr Nuutz Onurchin. His group dedicates themselves to the propagation of the species and my group deals with the re-education of the cerebrally challenged. 

I must say that I have to leave you now as I am leaving for the Congo to bring over some more subjects. I will explain more when I return. At that time I will provide you with the information you are requesting, as I will not be near my office for almost a week. I am sorry for this inconvenience, however I must take care of my business. So keep your ass low for a week and please do not get hurt. I will miss your correspondence until I speak with you again. I feel as I have made a friend.

 Best Regards,

G Oatefokker

Attn: Mr. George Oatefokker,

Accordingly I have been hoping that you might have been back to your country after the long travel to Africa continent. if yes how is your travel, hope that it is smooth?

However, I am writting to remind you of the need of your urgency reponse as soon as you are back so that we can commence on this issue, knowing fully well the nature of the transaction, its not good to be delayed. As I told you my family are suffering where they are presently, it is this funds that I hope  they will use to start a new life. I hope that you understand what it means for a family to e strandred in terms of life.

Please I must also thank you for your understanding in my request of your personal information, and your willingness to make them avaliable to me as soon as you come back.

I am waiting to hear and receive from you the informations.

Thanks

Yours

Mr. Hussein 

Attn: Mr. George Oatefokker,

 How are you? I am writting to know if you have come back from your trip to congo, Please let me know so that we can contiune from where we stop in regards to helping me and my family that are now strandred in another country.

I amwaiting to hear from you

Regards

Mr.saddam

Dear Sodom,

My apologies in the delay of correspondence. I had some troubles leaving Africa. I was called to negotiate in the aftermath of the troubles created at the Chevron facilities in Escavaros, Nigeria. This is not my specialty but my travels to Africa created some sort of credibility.

 My business? I am the president and founder of C.L.I.T -- The Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree dwellers. The C.L.I.T was stimulated by a variety of government probes and is actually an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. (Liberate Apes before Imprisoning Apes) Movement. Although small, the C.L.I.T. is a very powerful receptacle and should not be rubbed the wrong way. We have teamed with Dr Nuutz Onurchin and others to propagate the primate society which is very much in danger. So needless to say, the C.L.I.T. is very instrumental in the propagation of the species.  

I am sending you a picture of myself and some other things for you to become more familiar with my dealings. I must say, I am embarrassed to say that I do not keep up with the news or television and I do not know what you look like. Is it possible for you to send me a picture of myself so that I might know the person that I am helping? If you would, please hold a sign up that says my name:  G Oatefokker.

Well I am sorry for the delay but I anticipate no more interruptions.

 I look forward to your correspondence. May Allah Bless you

G Oatefokker

 Madam,

Thank you for your correspondence. I hope that you're family is fairing well. How are the other wives doing? I sympathize with your plight, that is why I have offered my assistance. I see the education facilities are under par by the sound of your communication plus being subservient to your hubby and all. It doesn't leave much room for upward mobility for the female gender. Now that the Americans are there, they will probably bring in Gloria Steinham to brainwash all the women.

I appreciate the efforts for the picture but it is not what I was thinking of. I would like you to take a picture of yourself with the words written on paper:

Saddam
=
G Oatefokker

That is a very strong symbol in my culture meaning 'together as one' These picture you have sent are from magazines. I would like your picture with a piece of paper holding your husband's name and mine. I would like to know what you look like also. Are you hot??? Are those your daughters in the picture?

I would like you to comply with this request. The Americans would love to destroy my life for associating with your husband........therefore I must know with whom I am dealing.

I look forward to talking with you again. I will be reviewing the materials you sent me

Best Regards

G Oatefokker 

Attn: Mr. George Oatefokker,

My wife sends to me the mail you send to her, and I wish to comment on the contents of your mail.

As I told you how my family left the country during the peak of the war, I am sure that my wife did not have the opportunity to carry along with her any of her personal belongings expect the hand bag, where the deposit certificate and the agreement are. They could not left home with another thing whatsoever. I am even surprise when she told me that he was able to send some pictures across to you.

Now I am telling you this out of my heart, if you really want to assist me and my family so that they will not contuine suffering, please you should keep aside this picture issue, and look out for the written agreement between you and me, which my wife told me that she ask you to send your address for the agreement.

The question you are asking my wife, whether she is hot or not, there is nothing concerning my wife in this transaction, I only direct you to my wife,  because she is the one holding the documents, if not I would'nt have directed you to contact you. Because as you know the transaction is directly between you and me. For your information my wife can not stop me from giving you the 30% I have decided to give to you as compenaction for assisting us, as I know and understand what it means for someone to assist who he or she do not know before.

Based on this I would suggest that you should make up your humble mind and go ahead to assist us in collecting this money from the security company. As my wife told me she said that she has send both the Deposit Certificate and its Agreement to you. Please go ahead and send your address to my wife so that she can prepare and send the agreement to you, so that you will sign and send  a copy to me to sign also.

The contacts of the security company in Netherlands Amsterdam is in the Deposit certificate you can make the contacts to confirm the deposit.

Regards

Mr. Hussein 

Attn: Mr. George Oatefokker,

Please My good friend I am writting to know if you has make contacts with the security company, in-respect of this deposited funds. If yes please do let me know what they said and when you are travelling to meet them so as to enable you collect this funds.

I am waiting to hear from you ASAP.

Thanks

Mr. Hussein
 

Attn: Mr.George Oatefokker

I keep on wondering why you choose to keep mute in this transaction, please what is happening? are you no more interested in helping me and my family? If yes please do let me know, so that I will look for another person. But if you are still ready and willing to help us, do get back to me or my wife so that we can conclude this issue in a shortest time.

I await to hear from you

I still remain

Mr. Hussein

 My Friend,

I am so sorry that I have been out of contact but I had contracted S.A.R.S while on a recent visit to Toronto. I am still recovering and still very sick. I have not been out of bed for almost a week. I hope to be better, a liitle more tomorrow, that I may write you a little more. I am battling this virus with all that I have and feel fortunate that I have beat the 98% recovery rate.

I still want to help you and your family but I must recover now. Please understand this my friend. I will write more tomorrow. Say a prayer to Allah for me.

Bless you

G Oatefokker 

 Attn: Mr. George Oatefokker,

Oh I am very surprise to hear that you are sick with this dreaded sickness called SARS, which has claimed many lives in the Aisa countries. have the sickness entered into Canada? Please I am sorry for your ill-health. But I pray that Almighty Allah will grant you a quick recovery, and protect you so that you will live to glorify his name.

However, I must thank you for your efforts in writting to me despite your condition.

I am getting worried since I have not heard from you. Meanwhile, I await to hear from you again, as you promise to write me tomorrow. Please in your mail, let me have your double assurance of your readiness to still assist me and my family. Since my wife said that he has giving you all the documents concerning this money.

I do not know whether you has contacted the Security and Finance company in Amsterdam, before your sickness? let me know in your mail of tomorrow.

be rest assured that my Allah who has kept me and my family alive till today despite all the bombing by the American's will also  heal you from this sickness.

I await to hear from you.

Yours Friend

Mr. Hussein 

 My Friend,

Alas, I am well enough to correspond with you. Pardon my feableness, however, the illness extracted so much of my energy. Where do we stand now? I have received some documents from your wife and some magazine pictures -- I am still wondering if there is anything that you may send me that will calm my trepidations. Those American bastards have made it really hard for two honest men like ourselves to do business.

I will humbly await your response as I recover further. I hope all is well for you my friend. Please think of something that you may be able to send me electronically that will ease my fears.

Allah be with you

G Oatefokker 

 Dr Mr Saddam,

Thank you for your kind email. And, thank you for your concern of Dr Nuutz. Yes it is true. He had contracted SARS from fellatious contact with a primate. Unfortunately, George has fallen into a coma. I have flown from the states to come to his aid. He had started acting crazy before his coma. He had performed coitus to an endtable voraciously cryng out the name Saddam! Saddam! I found this to be quite curious and it saddened me deeply. I knew he was very ill. He is one of my oldest friends and colleagues.

Two weeks ago the illness had taken it's toll and he slipped into a coma. Curios tho, he had developed a Priapism before his coma set in and all the nurses fight over who is to take care of him each day.

If there is anythign I can do to assist you. Please feel free to reach out to me and I will do my best. Please say a prayer for him. I will tell him you are concerned even though he may not hear me.......And thank you for your concern of my family. You are a gentlemen, Sir.

Best Regards

Dr Nuutz R Onurchin
President Society for Simien Sapien Propagation 

 Attn: Dr. Nutz Onurchin,

Infact I am surprise to hear the health suitation of Mr. George, but in all I thank Almighty Allah that hs is still alive. I still on my kness that Almighty Allah will touch him the healing hands, the way he touched the layman in the book of qoran.

Well I have been worried because my family and my wife are suffering in the country where they are, bacause of there is no money for them to us. As this US$50 million dollars is the only money that is left, since the American Government attacked me. As you know I am presently in hiding and can not do anything in regards of travelling to Amsterdam where this US$50m dollars is been kept in a private security company, which Mr. George has agreed to help me by travelling to Amsterdam to meet the security company officials and take good custody of it.

Earlier, I have instructed my wife to send all the necessary documents concerning this US$50m to Mr. George, and the contact numbers to the security company. Mr. George was on the verge of preparing to travel to Amsterdam before he contacted the SARS. And all the documents has been sent to him and its with him, according to my wife.

Based on your kind offer to know if there is where you can help me, Yes Sir, please I would want you to consider it ok to assist my family so that they will start to live a normal lives again. Could it please you to help and complete the transaction, since Mr. George is sick, and can not do anything now to help, as you know you are helping the lives of mankind, then get back to me so that I will instruct my wife to send the documents to you so that you can contact the security company and make a trip to Amsterdam to collect the money.

As I discussed with Mr. George, that if he can help us in collecting this funds, that whatever he spend in travelling to Amsterdam to make this collection that I will give it back to him, plus a 30% of the total money for you Dr.Nuutz and Mr. George.

If you can help us which I know you will, please get back to me as soon as possible, so that my wife will send these documents to you. While you hurry up to go and collect the money, since you can still collect money there to save the life of Mr. George.

Thanks and waiting to hear from you. please extend my sympathy to Mr. George, tell him that very soon Almighty Allah will heal him, through my prayer and that of my wife and children.

Yours

Mr. Saddam. 

 Dear Mr Saddam,

I must keep this brief as I must travel to the United States to get special medicine for George, I will return next Thursday and we can discuss how I may help you. I apologize for the brevity but I must hurry so I may help George quickly.

Best Regards

Dr Nuutz Onurchin 

 Attn: Dr. Nutz Onurchin,

First I must thank you for efforts to see that Mr. George is healed from the trumatic condition he is presently. Almighty Allah will protect and guild you since you have choosing the cause of wanting to save the life of his creature. I pray that Allah will grant you Journey mercy to the United States, so that you will come back with drugs that will heal him.

Well I wait to hear from you as soon as you comes back on Thursday, so that I will send information mesage to my wife to ask her to send the documents and the contat  address of the security and fianace company to you.

I pray that our relationship will be that of a family. Thank you and waiting to hear from you.

Yours

Mr. Saddam Hussein. 

 Dear Mr Saddam

I will be leaving for home Sunday evening to attend to George. I will write you at my earliest convenience. I will be at George's side by Monday afternoon with medicine to help him. I will write you soon so we may discuss how I might help you and your family. Sorry to hear about Uday and Qusay -- that's a real bitch.

Best Regards

Dr Nuutz Onurchin