Dick and Nuutz - a Natural Pairing
He wanted 20 dollars for this LOL
Enuff with the Dick Jokes!
Adventure
Dear Mr Salim,
First, my heart swelled when your email came to me today. I anxiously opened the mail and went straight to the picture, My Dick is a handsome fellow. I cannot wait to grab ahold of my Dick and embrace him like my own son.
I know and trust your commitment to our cause seeing that you were able to procure this unusual request to satisfy an old man’s heart and mind. I am so happy that you are so kind to think of the various peoples I am arranging gifts for. And I am extremely impressed your selflessness. I noticed you did not request anything for yourself…..and for that I will bring you something very special.
The ladies will be happy with the assortment of KY Jellies I have selected. It is said a woman will do anything, for a man, when she has the taste of KY Jelly on her lips. They are truly gourmet. I have already purchased the laptop we can give to the matron and I am currently assembling a library for Richard.
I must say I am concerned about one thing. You tell me that Dick has been reluctant to take a picture as a result of the oppression inflicted by his family members. I believe you…… however I believe a scoundrel may be lurking or had been lurking. One of Dick’s emails sounded strange(recently). He asked me for 20 dollars to get the picture taken – and then in another email he said he was going to visit you. I just want to warn you my friend – we must keep absolute secrecy otherwise we will end up putting my Dick back in the hole.
I want to assure you and guarantee Dicks safety and prosperity in the United States. I have thought about enrolling him here in school, when he arrives – and I have also set aside a trust fund for him and have had a single apartment, constructed for him, on my property.
I will leave this with you now … I have to write the Finance company
God Bless you
Dr Nuutz Onurchin
President, Center for Simian Sapien Research
These guys do not have a well oiled operation. I have no idea what the fuck this guy is talking about......of course I really don't read this shit. I do the same thing these Lads do.........
Date : 18th of June, 2003.
Attn: Dr Nuutz Onurchin
We acknowledge the receipt of your confirmation.
You are advised to reconfirm the correctness or otherwise, your particulars as stated therein.
Kindly adhere to this official directives.
Thanks,
Atteh PAUL,
Director of operations.
Post Script 2024
I'm not sure what happened here. Considering it was 2003, I suspect there were tech failures, personal failures, or too much beer that killed the story. Back in the day, we built webpages with software like Dreamweaver or FrontPage and file corruption was not unheard of. I didn't remember Dick's story until I started going through the old site material! Tobi was always my favorite but Dick was hard to beat. LOL